Plez Don't Delay Our Disappointment:

Awaiting the announcement to announce:

Know what I mean, Vern?

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Fred Flops at VFW Conference

If you haven't seen the video of Fred's VFW conference speech, watch it if you don't believe me.

It was pathetic. Lacked energy. Rambling. Disjointed. Disappointing. Sad.

Please don't let this 1 and 1/2 term former senator further embarrass himself. He'll be worse than Bob Dole. Except for maybe hawking erectile dysfunction meds. Surely ole Fred! can still find a tv spot beyond a commercial ....

Please. No. Please.

Fred: Weak in Iowa

Poor guy. I don't know who is pushing him (figuratively, that is) to run for President. The guy could hardly WALK (what? maybe 20 minutes before taking a break) at the Iowa Fair.

Fred Thompson is not a healthy man. He does not "look" healthy. He does not "carry" himself as if he feels healthy. He does not speak as if he "feels" healthy.

Whoever is pushing him (Jeri? Baker?), stop before you either humiliate or kill him.

Enjoy your life and your children, Fred. You're not strong enough for the Office someone is pushing you to pursue.

And don't wear those polo shirts. Unflattering. Very.

The Sum of All His Parts?

Fred Thompson: Former Senator, lawyer, lobbyist, actor, consultant; current sorta-kinda-maybe candidate for the Presidency of the United States with a far-right following comparable to a pack of hounds baying at a treed possum.

We're gonna watch to see how FT's parts "fit" and frame the man who can't yet decide to decide ....

Our first factor of contention: If Fred D. Thompson were to become the Republican nominee in 2008, his losing percentage will exceed that of Bob Dole who ran against the "other" Clinton in 1996.